Monday, December 30, 2013

What I've learned in Tennessee (so far)

Good day, everyone. As you may or may not be aware, I graduated from Winston-Salem State University with a degree in English back in May of this year.

It's like a resume I can wear, yo. 
Though it didn't register immediately, the moment I strolled across that stage I OFFICIALLY became adult as hell. The following days were filled with the expected revelry and celebration; but after that died down, I was faced with the sobering realization that I couldn't chill at my mother's house for much longer if I expected to move forward. I considered my next move carefully and eventually decided to take up residence with my uncle in Tennessee for a while; having spent my whole life in North Carolina, I felt a change of scenery was in order (also he said I could stay rent-free so....yeah lol). Long story short, I came to Chattanooga in September and have since gotten a job and pretty much settled myself in.

Being in Tennessee has been...different, to say the least. Having attended an HBCU for the past 4 years, I had gotten pretty used to being surrounded by black people; so imagine my reaction when I left NC and went from this:


To this: 



That's right. Out here I'm not only around a much greater number of Caucasians...but they're all pretty old too. I told my mom and she suggested I try to find the NAACP chapter around here so I can find some people to hang with (hahaa). I'll admit, it's been quite hard finding people to hang with so far; pretty much everyone I've encountered so far has been old. But being here and away from home, I've learned a few things these past few months.

First of all, I've experienced the feeling of being off work and able to actively pursue your life until the next time you go back; this may be the best thing about graduating from college. While I was in school, I didn't realize how much work I really did. Not only did I have my classes, but I was actively involved in several organizations on campus. When I wasn't busy with extracurricular shid, I was doing homework, studying, or something of the sort. Thus, I was pleasantly surprised the first day I clocked out at work and realized that.....I literally had no other responsibilities that day. There's something invigorating about knowing that you are in complete control of your own life; I could literally buy a plane ticket and fly to Spain if I wanted, so long as I was back to work when my shift rolled around. I realized that outside of my time on the job, I owed no explanation to anyone for anything. 

Speaking of work, I spent my first month in Tennessee in Nashville training for my job. For those of you who do not know, Nashville is known for being a mecca for country music lovers. Perhaps I was there a bit too long, but I found myself developing an appreciation for country music, particularly this number by a band I'd never heard of before called Montgomery Gentry. That song and others I heard like it made me begin to understand Cowboy Troy. 

I like this joint too, I can't lie. 
Like rap, country music is all about telling a story. Some songs are sad, while others are about partying and having a good time; and if there's anything I'm down for, it's partying and having a good time. So I rocks with it. 

Lastly, being here has given me a chance to really capitalize on my Greek affiliation. While in Nashville, I visited both TSU and Fisk University and sought out my Sigma bros to show me around town and fill me in on what they did for fun around there; in this I was successful. I've even gotten up with the alumni chapter here in Chattanooga....but turns out they're all old, too. 

You know you settin up these tables, right? 
But I've got a good number of months left here so I'm just enjoying the ride. 

-Nick G. 



Thursday, December 19, 2013

My take on Phil Robertson's remarks

Friends, as I'm sure you're all aware, Phil Robertson of A&E's hit television program "Duck Dynasty" has recently landed himself in hot water due to some comments he made in an interview with GQ Magazine. In the interview, he made clear his views regarding homosexuality:

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical."

"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men."


"And that's all I've gotta say about that."

Shortly after his remarks were released, the nation proceeded to LOSE IT. Under pressure from countless outraged Americans and GLAAD (the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), A&E decided to suspend Robertson from the show and groveled for the forgiveness of those whom his words had so deeply offended. Now...I can understand A&E's rationale for this; it is a network viewed by millions of people daily, a good number of which I'm sure are homosexual. Thus, I can see how it was in the execs' best interest to distance the network from Robertson's remarks. I understand why some are outraged that Robertson brought bestiality into the discussion; however, I DON'T understand why people are outraged that he feels so strongly about homosexuality. I've seen Duck Dynasty only a handful of times, but from the few times I've watched it, I can tell that the Robertson family are fundamental Christians ("Fundamental" meaning they believe in the "fundamental" word of the Bible -- they take the word literally, not symbolically). Of COURSE he's going to feel the way he does about homosexuality; like it or not, the Bible clearly states that it is a sin. This does not make Robertson bigoted or ignorant, just a religious man who said the wrong thing the completely wrong way at the wrong time.

In the same interview, Robertson also made some controversial remarks regarding the attitude of African-Americans in the 60s South:

"I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy...I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues."

As a black man, I'm sure many people would expect me to be furious at this statement, but I am not. 

Though Robertson's tone in this statement did strike me as a bit patronizing, I think it all goes back to his obvious lack of diplomacy. Perhaps, in his opinion, African-Americans DID seem happier back then than they do now; I'm pretty sure we weren't killing each other as much, hooked on drugs, or contracting as many diseases so, hey. Doesn't make or break me how he feels about us one way or the other. And that's all I'm trying to get at. I don't condone homosexuality, but I have many gay friends and family members who I love and who know I will jump to their defense at the drop of a hat. I understand that there are some who don't believe in religion; I feel that they have a right as human beings to do whatever they feel is right so long as they're happy doing it and not harming anyone. If someone is gay, straight, black, white, Muslim, Christian, whatever -- they can't allow every criticism to get under their skin. This situation reminds me of both the Chick-Fil-A and Paula Deen situations from many months ago. I felt the same way about those situations as I do about this one; both Dan Cathy and Paula Deen had every right to express how they felt and we as Americans had every right to either agree or ignore them. Simple as that. 
In closing, Robertson released a statement after being booted from the show that I think is well worth sharing:


"I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other."


Yes. 

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Saturday Afternoon Freestyle

Just a few bars I came up with yesterday. Y'all lemme know what ya think.




I'm in the middle of the Serengeti eatin' seasoned beef and spaghetti
on camelback with a jacket on. I'm back at home.
My raps alone oughta crack ya bones
And eff two cents, I brought a nickel, son. Leave Jack alone.
I had a dream I killed the whole Illuminati.
Pulled up in a new Bugatti and opened fire on everybody.
I'm not a killer. It's just an idea.
I shot two down for Left Eye and Aaliyah (uh!)
So now we even (uh!)
Well not really. I stood in the middle and got silly. Then dipped out.
This life will make you wanna flip out.
I wish more of us would put the guns down and pull the pens out.
Cuz with a Bic, I'm like a homie in war.
Slicker than petroleum on a linoleum floor.
So nice, it's like I'm holdin ya door. I got them opium spores.
I came to kick it and I won't be ignored.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

My Baby Doesn't Smile

My baby doesn't smile
No matter what I do
I bought him a new crib
New bibs
And a pair of those little Jordans
My baby doesn't smile
It's like he knows
What this world has in store for him
I try to sugarcoat it
By the time he reaches my age
I just know this world will be better for him
But alas
No matter how many toys I buy him
No matter which Disney characters I stick to his wall
My baby doesn't smile
Mickey Mouse never seen these problems
I play peek-a-boo with him
He's unamused 
I make a funny face
He turns his lip up
I go goo goo gah gah 
And he turns away from me
I think I've offended him
It's no use
This world has made my son cynical already
Barely a year old
And he has us all figured out
My baby doesn't smile

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

BET Hip Hop Awards TDE Cypher

Thought I'd do something nice today and give everyone a link to download the best cypher from last night. Click here to get it. You're welcome.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

My Girl is Like



Girl you lookin very fine like an '89 cherry wine
Ya bouquet gets better with time I'm 
Wishin I could pour you into a glass 
And savor every single drop to the last
You high class
I'm being real if you were a single grape in a field
You'd be the Venus de Milo of Pinot noir
And you leave me in awe
Something about the way you shine you a star
Ha ha ha haa

Monday, September 16, 2013

Gray

I got bored today
Well all day, really
Turned on the T.V.
Flipped to CNN
Some report on High-Fructose Corn Syrup
And how it might kill me
Along with
Gluten
Milk
Corn

Not exercising
Red Dye #5
Exercising too much
Standing
Sitting 
Sleeping 
Xanthan gum 
Laughing too hard
Tetanus
Being in love
Whatever
That last one's probably true 
My little cousin has a twitter
And in her avi
Her titties are right in the camera
She's 18
So I guess she's grown now
My other little cousin is #teamlesbian now 
She's 13
I want to talk to them both
But they won't listen
They live far away
They'll probably ignore my DMs
Whatever
I wrote a song today
Well just the hook
But it's a good hook
I'll finish the song later
Hopefully 
If I do finish
It will probably be radio-worthy
It's that good
Least I think so
Scrolling through 
Twitter
Facebook
Instagram
Is like a cycle
It's always the same thing 
Day in day out
Someone's lonely
New album leak
Football game
Rap lyric
Random scripture
Countless dynamic photos of 
Shoes
Food
Graffiti 
Park Benches
Blah Blah Blah
It's mind-boggling
Feels like I'm in Groundhog Day
Nothing's new under the sun
And I see that every day
Glad I'll be out of here soon

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

GM(Omg)

Good day, everyone. In light of mounting evidence that there is something very big and potentially very dangerous going on right under our noses, I felt obligated to write this post. Right off the bat, are any of you familiar with GMOs? If not, you should be. GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism and 75 to 80 percent of everything we buy in the grocery store contains them. If this does not seem like a big deal to you, keep reading.

Many scientists consider GMOs a godsend; they believe that by genetically modifying crops, American farmers can increase their yields, breed pest-resistant vegetables, and (this one's the kicker) potentially end world hunger. Now this all may sound great, but what you probably wont read about are the potential dangers that come with genetically modifying crops. In one study, lab rats were fed nothing but GMO corn for their lifetime; the result was the development of large, cancerous tumors in their bodies.


If that's not shocking enough for you, how about the fact that GMOs have been BANNED in several countries? Keep it mind that this is the stuff we eat every day, folks. Your corn flakes, your fruit, your frozen vegetables...all of that. Oh yeah, and remember that whole "ending world hunger" thing I mentioned earlier? Well it turns out that if America wanted to end world hunger so badly, the government would only need to spend about $30 billion a year. This sounds like a lot of money until you click that link and see that Congress spends 22 times that much on defense annually. Oh. 

So why hasn't the government taken action against these mutant crops that could potentially be giving us all cancer? Well probably because the head honcho over the whole GMO operation is Monsanto, a multi-billion dollar corporation with plenty of high-paid lawyers and lobbyists. In the government's defense however, there HAVE been tests ran on these GMOs which show them to be relatively safe. Did you click that link? Did you notice anything strange about the page? (Hint: it was Monsanto's website, stating that Monsanto ran tests which found Monsanto's GMOs to be safe). So since Monsanto says it's crops are safe, the government has pretty much taken their word for it and kept it moving. 

In fact, they basically gave them legal immunity.

Besides, we've been eating this food for years and nothing too terrible has happened yet, right? Keep in mind that Monsanto started genetically modifying crops in the 80s, so it is a relatively new procedure. I want you to watch this video; it's this adorable 14-year-old girl named Rachel Parent debating Kevin O'Leary on the ethics of GMOs. I'd advise you to watch the whole thing, but pay particular attention to 8:55-9:11.  


Did you watch it? Did you hear what they said? We're the lab rats. You are engaged in a lifelong test of these crops; and unless you have a garden or live within reasonable distance of a fruit stand or food market, there's not a damned thing you can do about it. I'm not trying to come off as some conspiracy nut, but that is some creepy ish. Also, the FDA refuses to label GMOs; so if you go to the grocery store, whether or not the grapes you pick up have been genetically modified are anyone's guess.

In closing, please do not base your opinion of GMOs solely on this post; if anything, I hope that I've inspired you to do your own research and draw your own conclusions on the issue. Maybe GMOs could benefit us in the long run, but I just wish government would stop playing Big Brother and let us decide what is best for ourselves instead of forcing FrankenFruits down our throats. 

Yep, these are cotton candy-flavored grapes. I'll let you decide how to feel.

These are the sort of issues that have made me increasingly leery of big government; well, along with deciding that we all needed fluoride in our water without asking how we felt about it...but that's a post for another day. 
-Nick G.  

Thursday, August 29, 2013

RAP SUXXX

Well...it's here. I want to thank you all for checking out RAP SUXXX. We've been coming out with these mixtapes since freshman year and we like to think that we've gotten progressively better with each one...but nothing that we've come out with has been "professional" by any means. That being said, we think we're about ready to take it to the next level; we're trying to bring you all a professional project at some point in the future. So please, enjoy this free project; but if you like what you hear and want to donate 99 cents to help us fund something with better production, we would deeply appreciate it. Once again, thanks for coming to check the tape out and I hope you enjoy it. Carolina, stand up...

Download RAP SUXXX here!!

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

RT #3

Zapp & Roger must have been prophets cuz we're living in the Computer Love era. Electric emotions. Mechanized flirting. Love faces over Face Time. It's too cold for me. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer flesh over machine.

RT #2

Atheists, if we are having a discussion about the creation of the universe, please do not mention unicorns, teapots, or flying pasta monsters. Let's be mature about this, thank you.

Random Thought (RT) # 1

The black family is the foundation of the black community. Repair the family and the community shall follow.

My short, random thoughts.

I think from now on, I will begin posting random things I think of here on my blog rather than on Twitter. That way, they have a lesser chance of fading into obscurity should I ever want/need to reference them.

Monday, July 29, 2013

New Rick Ross Song: "I Wonder Why"

In this new song, Rick Ross samples Rachel Jeantel's infamous "creepy ass cracker" statement regarding George Zimmerman. If you ask me, it seems as though this is Ross' attempt to capitalize on the furor over the case rather than make a substantive song. The song is decent, don't get me wrong--but the sample is  a bit clunky. Not to mention the ironic creepiness of Ross' voice climbing two octaves on the chorus. Makes me a little uncomfortable, is all. Lol

Monday, July 22, 2013

The More you Know: Rev. Wade Watts

I first saw this video a few years ago. In it, former KKK leader Johnny Lee Clary details how he and his white-hooded cronies were trolled by the late Reverend Wade Watts, former president of the Oklahoma NAACP chapter. By maintaining a peaceful Christian demeanor, Rev. Watts not only duped the Klan, but actually ended up becoming close friends with Mr. Clary, who eventually renounced his racist beliefs. This video quickly made Rev. Watts one of my personal heroes. I salute you sir. R.I.P.


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

Justice??

By now, I'm sure you all are quite aware of the outcome of the Zimmerman trial. I knew deep within my heart that once the verdict was announced, I was going to have to dust off the old blog because I knew that I  would have a lot to say; and I do.
As soon as the judge announced Zimmerman was not guilty, Twitter and Instagram WENT HAM. For the next few hours I sat back on my hotel bed, nonchalantly refreshing my timelines on both and observing the outrage from my followers...

"So much for justice!!" 

"How could the jury let Zimmerman off when a lot of them have kids? What if that was their kid??" 

"WELL IT'S OFFICIAL....BLACK PEOPLE MEAN NOTHING IN AMERICA" 

"The moral of the story is...don't walk around in Florida with a hoodie on at night..because someone might shoot you and get off." 

Yall....I just have to speak out on this. The fact remains that NONE of us will ever know what truly went down that night. Only Zimmerman and God know for sure. The role of a jury is to take whatever evidence is set before them and make a LOGICAL, UNBIASED decision based off of it. You cannot expect for the jurors that have children to put themselves in the shoes of Trayvon's mother. They are not supposed to let their personal feelings or emotions impact their decision in any way; that is the meaning of a fair trial. Regardless of how you feel about George Zimmerman, he has the right to a fair trial just as any American citizen.

As far as the whole "Black people mean nothing in America" claim, that is just absurd. Black people are making it seem as though a white man can walk up to a black boy any time, shoot him, and get acquitted of a murder charge; you all know that isn't true. The reason Zimmerman got acquitted is because the jury was convinced he acted in SELF-DEFENSE; they were persuaded by the defense that Trayvon put his hands on Zimmerman first and thus initiated the fight. Whether this was truly the case or not, we will never know, but that was the consensus of the jury.

I was shocked and horrified to see a particular tweet that contained George Zimmerman's address, the person who tweeted it encouraging his followers to find Zimmerman and harm him. Hurting or killing Zimmerman is not going to bring Trayvon back and I pray that no one takes the law into their own hands in some deluded attempt to avenge him. In fact, for a black person to do that would be COMPLETELY counterproductive if we DON'T want America to profile us as we're walking alone at night. And people threatening to kill George Zimmerman on Twitter isn't helping either. I wish my generation would sit TF down sometimes. Yall aint killin nobody.

As a Christian man, I cannot condone killing George Zimmerman. We must remember that he is a human being just like we are. He has a past and like us, he makes mistakes. To me, he just seems like a dumb guy who followed the wrong person on the wrong night; an overzealous simpleton who took his position a bit too seriously (and may be part black himself). In all honesty, I feel Trayvon Martin's death was just a tragic mistake. Zimmerman had his trial and was acquitted, but now has to live in constant fear of his life. I feel that is punishment enough, but that's just me.

Also, I just cannot take this outrage over Trayvon's death seriously when NO ONE says nothing about the 7,000 blacks who were killed by other blacks last year. That leads me to pose the question, are we mad because Trayvon Martin is DEAD....or because the person who killed him looked white? Is it possible that, as with our use of the word "nigga," it is OK for black people to be killed as long as it is by OTHER black people?? Food for thought.

I attribute people's heightened emotions right now to media manipulation. For weeks now, we've been shown images of Trayvon's dead body and made to listen to the phone conversation in which Zimmerman refers to him as a "punk," stating "they always get away." The media is masterful at manipulating people's emotions and that is just what is happening now. Being the conspiracy theorist I am, I think that the media WANTED a riot to happen after the trial because you know who loves a good riot? The media. You know who makes plenty of money reporting on damages and murders resulting from riots? The media. That being said, it is clear to me why the media has bombarded us with images meant to enrage the black community. It amazes me how the media machine has kept us all focused on this ONE murder of a black boy, causing us to turn a blind eye to the hundreds who die around us every day. America is a big country. People of all ages and colors have killed and been killed here way before Trayvon Martin died. All I will say is that my prayers and condolences go out to the Martin family; may God strengthen them during this deeply sad period.

REST IN PEACE TRAYVON BENJAMIN MARTIN 




Saturday, July 6, 2013

My people....my people.

Friends, I have been watching several youtube videos for the past few days, many of which have been centered around problems that are plaguing the black community. From sermons by the good minister Malcolm X, to random channels of brothers and sisters expressing their frustrations at our current condition, it is clear that we are in a sad, sad state of affairs. I was not going to write this post because I know for a fact that what I'm saying is nothing that we have not all heard before. You cannot be black in America and be unaware of the high HIV rate among our people, the disproportionate number of black children living without fathers, or the objectification of black women in the media. I could go on and on about all the things that ail our community, but I will refrain.

What the problem is, I feel, is that many of us have just stopped caring. Many people will probably read this blog, say "whateva nigga," and go right about their day as normal. Now I'm no authority figure, nor am I a black leader; I'm simply an African-American who is keenly aware of what is going on in his community and that these things are not right. We're better than this.....so much better. We're better than 72 percent of our children living without fathers. We're better than making up 60 percent of the current prison population. We're better than living only to "TURN UP" every weekend with no long-term goals of any kind....or are we?

Are we??

Why does the black family unit in America have to be a joke? Why? As the only child of a single mother, I feel as though I turned out pretty well; however, I always wonder what growing up would have been like had my father been around. I'd certainly know a lot more about sports, talking to women, shaving, and automobiles than I know now. Don't get me wrong, I realized early on that I would have to teach myself a lot of things if I was to become a man. I was fortunate enough to have a few good male role models in my life; who knows where I would be right now had I not. I'm just saying, I don't think there is any presence in the world that can replace that of one's biological father.

I firmly believe that the decline of the black family is the single worst thing to happen to our community; worse than HIV/AIDS, worse than the crack epidemic, worse than anything. Think about it, when you are a child, your mind is very malleable. You are constantly observing and picking things up from your environment. If a child is raised in a loving home with two parents who are in a COMMITTED MARRIAGE, it should come as no surprise that that child is statistically less likely to go to prison, drop out of school, or have children out of wedlock. However...because so many black children are raised in single parent homes, sons grow up with few, if any, positive male role models and daughters grow up never expecting to find a husband because mommy didn't have one. Up until the 1950s, the black marriage rate in America was around 64 percent, which accounts for well over half of the population. Today that number has plummeted to around 30 percent. I attribute this to several things: shacking up, images and messages perpetuated by the media, and just pure laziness.

I am a Christian. And I believe that God knew what he was doing when he designed marriage. Nowhere in the bible does it say that marriage is supposed to be easy, but is anything worth having ever easy to obtain? That being said, many of us today are simply unwilling to put in the work it takes to build and maintain a loving relationship, instead opting to hop from one partner to the next whenever we get bored. Smh.

Black men, stop calling our sisters bitches and hos. It's not cool, it doesn't sound cool, and every time you refer to a black woman as such, you insult not only her honor, but the honor of the black woman who raised you. As black men, we are supposed to lead, not berate. We are supposed to exercise sound judgement and restraint. That's what kings do. A lot of my friends tell me "well Nick, I only call a female that when she's acting like one, you know?" I swear, we just love coming up with excuses to be disrespectful. I want you to do something; picture your mother, your grandmother, a niece, or young female family member. Now picture a man calling them a bitch. You cannot feel any type of way about that, but think it's ok to refer to another man's daughter, niece, mother, or grandmother as such. Watch this youtube video of Malcolm X and pay close attention to what he says about black women at the end (around 2:18).


Yall, white people are laughing at us. Seriously. 


...but can you blame them, really? With shows like Love & Hip Hop and Worldstarhiphop.com, why shouldn't they laugh? We do it to ourselves. Growing up, I was accused of "acting white" more times than I care to recall. I've been called an Oreo by black people and white people, and I didn't understand why until I got older. It's because the Black brand in America is built on athletics, entertainment, and ignorance. Hands down, we are the best athletes and entertainers in this country, but we also have a particular talent for making the most ignorant and profitable content America has to offer. Growing up, I wasn't an athlete, I didn't rap or sing, and I was too reserved to be ignorant; hence, I was "white."

I'm really just ranting and raving here, but I think yall get the point. Malcolm is gone, yall; so is Martin, Huey, and the rest of those figures who led the civil rights movement. The black community is slowly, but surely, getting worse with each passing generation. I truly fear for my people if things continue the way that they are now. Sisters, get some self-respect. Stop sleeping with every guy who sends you a flattering DM on Twitter. Stop dissing the nice guys for men who don't care about you or what you think. Look for a husband who will treat you like the queen you are. Brothers, be men. LEAD. Stop disrespecting our women because honestly, they have been holding things down a lot better than we have. And for God's sake, how about the next time you meet an attractive girl, you...I don't know...listen to what she has to say instead of trying to picture her naked? I understand that as men, we have urges; but I also understand that one thing that separates us from animals is the ability to CONTROL our urges. Go out and find a wife. Have kids with her. Be a good example for them, and the cycle will continue. I am sick of my people being a laughingstock in this country; the time has come for us to stop making excuses and handle our business....please.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Evolution of Lil Wayne

I am writing this post today in an effort to provide an in-depth look at one of the most significant and controversial rap stars of our generation; I am talking of none other than Lil Wayne. Few rappers in recent memory have polarized audiences as Wayne has in recent years; many see him as one of the greatest of all time, while others see him as a washed-up sellout who embodies everything wrong with hip-hop today. Regardless of how you may feel about him personally, there is no doubt that Lil Wayne remains relevant in the game. From musing on the struggles of street life to playing the guitar and wearing Ugg boots, Wayne's evolution, I feel, is one worth examining.

The Early Years


As many of you know, Weezy got his start as a member of the Hot Boys. It was during this time that Wayne released his first album, Tha Block is Hot
20th century album covers were photoshop nightmares. 
Tha Block is Hot saw teenage Wayne spitting on issues such as violence, illegal activity, and family issues. You really can't help but admire Wayne's abilities on this album; here is a high school-aged kid painting vivid pictures of hood life and doing so with a surprising amount of insight and maturity. The track "F*ck the World" in particular remains one of my favorite Wayne songs to this day. If you have not heard this song, stop reading and click here. Right now.  Wayne's next two albums Lights Out and 500 Degreez kept Wayne relevant during this time. Neither was anything special or launched him to superstardom; that will come later.

Style: Before he was Weezy, Wayne's style was relatively minimal. He rocked bandanas, t-shirts, and struggle braids. When he felt like it, he would slap on a gold grill to show fools his talk won't cheap.

Lyrical Sample: Wayne's hunger was all-too-real during this period. His subject matter focused heavily on street business and watching your back when the cops are around. My favorite Wayne tracks from this era would have to be the aforementioned "F*ck tha world" from Tha Block is Hot and "Get off the Corner," from Lights Out.

Lyrics from "Get off the Corner" (Lights Out):

I'm a young dog, wild and ecstatic, violent when passin
Hem gangstas doin time in a parishment, role models 
And keep ya cup, we drink whole bottles, and cuss at niggas 
Like f*ck that nigga, I let my pump subtract niggas
Moving on....

The new Millennium 

Oh boy. Ok as many of you know, Lil Wayne dropped his fourth solo album Tha Carter in 2004 and the rest, as they say, is history. 


 After Tha Carter's release, Wayne's mainstream popularity increased tenfold. This album escalated him from a run-of-the-mill rapper to a respected hip-hop heavyweight. However, if Tha Carter catapulted Wayne into the mainstream, then Tha Carter II, released in 2005, marks the point where he BLEW ALL THE WAY UP. For pretty much the rest of the 2000s, Wayne saturated the airwaves--if not on his own songs, then as a feature on someone else's. This list of all his guest spots from '97 to 2012 speaks to his immense popularity following the release of both Carters. Say what you will, but numbers don't lie. Adding more fuel to Wayne's ever-blazing fire was the release of a slew of mixtapes between 2006 and 2009, most notably the wildly popular Da Drought 3, released in April of 2007.

You cannot call yourself a hip-hop fan and be unfamiliar with this tape. It is simply impossible. This tape represents everything that made Wayne such a brutal force of hip-hop during this period; he rapped over several random beats...and actually made BETTER songs out of them than the original artists. He first introduced this tried-and-true technique in The Dedication, but it was on Da Drought 3 that he PERFECTED it. On an unrelated note, it was also around this time that this damning photograph surfaced of Wayne and Birdman doing what no two grown men should ever do. But hey, at least he owned up to it.
Look at old dude in the back though hahahahaa
Following Da Drought 3 were 2008's Dedication 3 and No Ceilings in 2009. In 2008, he released Tha Carter III, which sold over a million units in its first week--a truly impressive feat for an era in which Gold is the new Platinum.
 STILL funny. 
Style: The new millennium saw Weezy growing out his trademark dreads. Aside from that, the one brand I can distinctly remember identifying with Wayne during this period was BAPE.


...until his enormous popularity gained him a few white friends, at which point his style became a bit more varied.
Pictured: Your modern-day Grammy Awards outfit
Lyrical sample: Seeing as how this period saw Wayne's popularity skyrocket, his subject matter varied widely; however, after the release of Tha Carter II, his subject matter gradually began to gravitate from his life and the street hustle to money, women, and his extravagant lifestyle.

Lyrics from "Aint That a B*tch" (Tha Carter):

I'm a muthaf*ckin man so respect me as one or the meet ya ass son
The tech heat ya ass son put ya f*ckin chest beneath ya ass son
Blooka blook blap bleep ya ass son 
Nigga tryin to see his grandson and we
Got niggas in the pen tryin to see me wit a Grammy

Lyrics from "Break Up" (No Ceilings):

Elevator in my crib cuz it's five floors. 
I'm not expecting you to have one inside yours. 

(F*ck you Wayne.)

I have way too many songs that I rocks with from this era, but if I had to pick a few, they would have to be "Aint that a B*tch" from Tha Carter, "Shooter" and "Feel Me" from Tha Carter II, "Upgrade U" from Da Drought 3, "Let the Beat Build" and "Comfortable" from Tha Carter III, and "No Ceilings" and "Sweet Dreams" from No Ceilings

Moving on.....
The Present: Experimentation


*Sigh..* Ok. Starting in 2010, Wayne decided that being a rap superstar wasn't trill enough and so decided to try his hand at rock and roll. His debut rock album Rebirth was released in early 2010 and received quite possibly the most hilarious Amazon reviews ever. 

Despite the initial mixed reception, Rebirth went on to go gold, effectively proving that Wayne's fans will support him even when he decides to sit on a stool and placidly play the guitar like Michael Cera in Juno. Wayne's next two albums I am not a Human Being and Tha Carter IV have achieved gold and platinum status, respectively; however, after Tha Carter III, people began to notice a decline in Wayne's ferocity and lyrical content. It seemed as though he had simply become bored with rap, which may explain why he's taken up such hobbies as skateboarding and fashion designing lately. Speaking of fashion design, Wayne launched his Trukfit clothing line a few years ago and seems to me to be the brand's biggest fan; I haven't seen many other people wear it, but the line is still in existence so someone somewhere must be buying it. 
Pictured: Who's buying it
Trukfit has become so important to Wayne, it influenced the cover art for his Dedication 4 mixtape. SPEAKING of mixtapes, Wayne dropped a tape called Sorry 4 the Wait in 2011. I don't know about you all, but I think it is a sad situation when you're a world-famous rapper and people throw your mixtape on to hear one song. For one verse. That's not even yours. 
WHOOOOOP!!!!!!
Style: A lot of dialogue has been had lately concerning Wayne's taste in fashion. Since the late 90s, Lil Wayne has gone from rocking bandanas, to BAPE, to rock star fedoras, to fluorescent shoes and animal print jeggings.
On a list of things that are NOT gangsta...this has to be top 3. 
Lyrical sample: I have a theory. I think that the immense amount of codeine syrup Wayne has consumed has slowed down his mind; this must be the case, because I know he can do a lot better than he has been doing lately. He has gone from the razor-sharp wordplay and liquid flows of the Drought 3 era to this. Wayne has beaten the "f*ck the world" metaphor to death and his flows lately are comparable to the simplest "AB" rhyme schemes one can think of. Don't believe me? 

Lyrics to "Rich as F*ck" (I Am Not a Human Being II):

Never talk to the cops, I don't speak Pig Latin (A)
I turned the penny to a motherf*ckin Janet Jackson (A)
Tell the b*tches that be hatin I aint got no worries (B)
I just wanna hit and run like I aint got insurance (B)
What's your name? What's your sign? Zodiac killer (C)
All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter (C)

 Now I am not necessarily down on Wayne's new direction; I have quite a few favorite songs from his recent projects. These include "Abortion" and the interludes from Tha Carter IV, the track "I am not a Human Being" from I am not a Human Being, "Gucci Gucci" and "Rolling in the Deep" from Sorry 4 the Wait, and "How to Love," "Prom Queen," and "On Fire" from Rebirth

In closing, Lil Wayne's ascension to hip-hop super stardom  has been an interesting one indeed. Regardless of how you may feel about him personally, he remains a relevant figure in rap. Not only has he released several pivotal albums during his career, he has launched the careers of both Drake and Nicki Minaj, both of whom have long and vibrant careers ahead of them. All I'm saying is, if Wayne were to retire today, his body of work would go down as one of the greatest in not only hip-hop, but possibly the entertainment industry in general. 
I aint got no worries. 

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Twitter man.


Lately, it's dawned on me that....Twitter really aint about nothin. When I say that, I mean that it has literally turned into a billion-dollar empire by simply allowing people to say whatever irrelevant thing happens to be on their mind at that given moment. That being said, I speculated as to how exactly the idea of Twitter came about. Blame the following on my bored imagination.


 






Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Vagrant

This is a short story I wrote for a "wild card" assignment in one of my classes. I haven't written in a while and I did it in all of one day, but I think it's pretty good. Yall lemme know what ya think.



Vagrant
            The day was clear. The sky was sunny. I had just gotten out of my 12 o’clock class and walked out of the Johnston building; after two hours of sitting in that cold classroom, the sun warmed my face nicely. As the rest of my peers headed to the cafeteria, I decided that today I wanted to treat myself to a hot dog in the park; I had plenty of time until my next class, after all. I walked briskly, my stomach growling in anticipation.
“Chili…cheese…sauerkraut…onions.”
These were the thoughts racing through my mind as I picked up speed towards the park. As I got closer, I saw the hot dog cart stationed next to the big marble fountain of five kneeling women. The water above cascaded pleasantly, reflecting a golden aura from the sun. My feet pounded the pavement as I approached the cart manager. Breathing heavily, I leaned on the counter and looked at the menu.
“Ok…let me get a foot long dog with chili, cheese, onions, sauerkraut…and coleslaw please.”
“Sure thing, sir,” he replied.
He grabbed a pair of tongs lying on the counter behind him and took one of the dogs off the grill. My mouth watered as he grabbed a bun and placed the slightly charred dog inside. He put on the condiments, wrapped it up, and finally handed it to me.
“That’ll be $1.75 sir.”
I grabbed my wallet and hurriedly found two dollars to give to him. It was all I could do not to throw the money at him; instead I placed it on the counter and took the hot dog from him.
“Keep the change.”
I took a seat on a park bench in front of the fountain. I eagerly unwrapped the hot dog and took a minute to enjoy the aroma. I checked my watch. I had an hour and a half until my next class. I was good. I took an enormous bite out of the hot dog. My stomach gurgled happily as I swallowed and continued eating. In my voracity, I failed to notice the homeless man slowly approaching where I was sitting. It wasn’t until he took a seat to my left that I opened my eyes and jumped slightly. He was a squat, frumpy old black man with thick, unkempt dreadlocks. His coat appeared to be a size too big, and his salt-and-pepper beard was long and matted. He looked to be in his late fifties. I hadn’t realized that I was staring when he turned to look at me.
“Man can’t have a seat here?” He asked.
“Oh- I’m…sorry. I didn’t mean to stare.”
“Ah, that’s alright. I suppose you young folk these days can’t help it. You’re all so privileged, you see someone like me and don’t know what to think.”
He laughed. His snaggletoothed grin caught me off guard and I chuckled involuntarily.
“I guess so,” I replied with a laugh.
The man made me nervous. I saw homeless people every day, and when I did they were usually asking for money. The man’s closeness sparked the idea that any second he might pull out a knife and threaten to stab me if I didn’t surrender my wallet. 
As if reading my mind, he said, “Well, I didn’t come over here to bother you or anything. I just need a place to rest for a minute. Carry on.”
He slumped a bit further on the bench and closed his eyes.
“Oh alright then, ” I replied.
I continued eating my hot dog, a bit faster now. In his half-slumber, the man began humming softly. I didn’t pay much attention at first, but I soon noticed that the tune was familiar.
“Excuse me, sir.”
He opened his eyes and looked at me.
“Yo.”
“Was that Scott Joplin you were humming?”
He grinned a yellow-toothed grin.
“Yes sir. Maple Leaf Rag. What you know about that?”
“I love ragtime,” I said with a chuckle. “That’s actually one of my favorite pieces.”
“Really? You may be alright son. You may be alright.”
I laughed. “Wow…I didn’t think that…never mind.”
He looked at me incredulously.
“You didn’t think the homeless man knew anything about good music? That’s it right? Man I promise you young people….so quick to judge and jump to conclusions about EVERYBODY!”
He shifted indignantly in the bench. Sitting there with his matted beard, yellow teeth, and coat that was too large, somehow he still managed to look dignified. It was weird. 
“Sorry, that’s not what I meant.”
He eyed me with slight resentment, then spoke again.
“Shouldn’t you be in school right now? You’re a college student, right?”
“Um, yea. I go to King’s University right down the road,” I replied. “But I don’t have class for another hour.”
“I see,” he replied, scratching his head. “What are you studying over there?”
“Art with a double minor in Music and Theology.”
“Wow,” he said with an amazed look. “Wide range of interests you have there. What exactly do you plan to do with that?”
I answered slowly.
“I’m….not entirely sure. Just yet.”
He laughed again.
“Sounds to me like you’re gunning for my job! I wouldn’t recommend it. Vacations are the only perks.”
His laugh was infectious. His tired brown eyes glinted momentarily.
“Ah man,” He continued.  “I hope you figure that out soon. This country already isn’t too fond of us, if you know what I mean. Going out into the world without a good plan is setting yourself back even further.”  
Really? This guy is gonna counsel me about my future?
“…I’ll keep that in mind,” I muttered half-heartedly. I resumed eating what was left of my hot dog.
“Theology, huh?” He continued. “I take it you plan to preach or something one day?”
I swallowed the last of my hot dog before answering.
“Well, I figure I’ll apply to a few graphic design firms after graduation. If I don’t hear back from any, I’ll probably go to divinity school as a backup up plan.”
His eyes shifted from me and he appeared to gaze off into the distance for a few seconds before replying.
“So you want to preach? That’s admirable, I guess. I used to be the religious type until around high school when I realized there were too many unanswered questions.”
“What sort of questions?” I asked.
“Just things like who created God, why must we constantly worship him, all sinners going to hell, the problem of evil. Those sorts of things. Now I’m more agnostic than anything. I came to the realization that there’s no way for me to truly know. So now I just enjoy life.”
His use of the word “agnostic” threw me off. I felt guilty for automatically assuming that he would be another lazy bum hitting me up for change. There was one question remaining in my mind, however.
“Sir?”
“Yes?” He replied, scratching his head.
“You seem so well-educated. How did you end up….you know..homeless?”
He smiled and chuckled lightly.
“Young brother, lemme school you on something. Education has nothing to do with how well off you’ll be in this country. You can have all the book learning in the world and at the end of the day still go home to a roach-infested apartment with a broken toilet. Meanwhile, I know plenty of bona-fide idiots sleeping in million-dollar homes. Just goes to show you that education doesn’t run the world; money does. And I’m where I am today because I just didn’t have enough.”
He slumped down into the bench before continuing.
“No one is going to hire you because you can rattle off the events that led to the Civil War. I was foolish enough to believe that that sort of learning would make me successful.” 
I didn’t know what to say.
“I’m sorry to hear that, sir. Really, I am.”
“Hey don’t feel bad for me, now,” he replied. “I’m bunking at the Deacon Ridge Homeless Shelter until next month; got a potential job lined up and everything, so I’m alright.”
He rolled up his long coat sleeve to reveal a wristwatch with a worn leather band.
“Speaking of which, it’s just about lunch time. And since you didn’t seem too willing to share that hot dog, I guess I ought to be heading back over there.”
I felt ashamed at his mention of the hot dog. I regretted not offering him a piece.
“If you want sir, I don’t mind buying you one.”
He slowly got up from the bench.
“That’s ok young blood. It’s Fried Chicken Wednesday and I’ve been fantasizing about a breast and a wing all day. But thanks for giving a homeless man the time of day. Good luck out there once you hit the real world. Hopefully you won’t end up bunking with me in a few years.”
He laughed loudly before walking off.
I watched him as he strolled away. Looking at my watch, I saw I had 15 minutes until my next class. I got up from the bench and started to make my way back to campus. I began to think about what the homeless man had said. I hadn’t even gotten his name or told him mine. I found it strange how he and I, two complete strangers, had just sat down and gained a little insight on each other’s’ lives.
This is why I’m really in school, I guess.  Seems like the true learning happens outside of class.
As I approached campus, I felt a strange sensation, almost an obligation, rise up inside me. The homeless man had worked hard and learned so much only to end up poor. The more I really thought about it, the more I felt as though I had no right not to make something of myself after receiving my degree. His words resonated with in my mind and I began to feel as though, for his sake and mine, I had to become successful. I looked up at the sky and made a silent promise.
Sir, I don’t know you, but I promise you that my hard work—and yours—will not be a waste.” 
- Nick G.